February 2012
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
studyrungetshitdone:
Billy Joel - Piano Man
all-love-fades-eventually:
ew boys have cooties
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
channing tatum: i’m your husband, you were in a car accident me: ok
ewrecktion:
I wish I was in the friend zone It would be nice to have friends
Ha
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: May I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
